tomas' jokes

1) what do you call a kangaroo in the north pole? lost

2) what does a burglar say to a bee? your honey or your life

3) what is a bees favourite car? beemw

4) say milk, milk, milk, milk what do cows drink? water

5) why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills

6) how did the farmer mend his trousers? with cabbage patches

7) why don't they sell chocolate in prison? it makes you break out

8) why did the cookie go to the hospital? it felt crummy

9) what do you call a monster with no ears? anything you like it can't hear you

Tomas Febrer-Bowen